A few kind words is all I wanna say (Oh)
They never listen to me anyway (Oh)
They never notice just how far I bend
I'm at my wits' end, I'm spent
But I'm the mom friend
I'm the one you call when
Someone takes a fall and
I'm there to ask you if you're okay
'Cause I'm the mom friend
I will care for all them
Though the orders fall
Well, I know someone will thank me someday
Just another day with my memories
Just another time no one needs to send me
Sometimes I can still hear her screaming
And the hundred million ways she critiqued me
"Go dry your eyes and try to sit up straight (Sit up straight)
No one will want you if you act that way (Oh)
Don't be a burden, go make yourself useful
And this is crucial, smile"
'Cause I'm the mom friend
I'm the one you call when
Someone takes a fall and
I'm there to ask you if you're okay
'Cause I'm the mom friend
I will care for all them
Though the orders fall
Well, I know someone will thank me someday
Uh, Ragatha? (Huh?)
Where have you been?
We missed you on that last adventure again
But I'm in here and I'm doing okay
I'm sure that I would've just gotten in the way
But what do you mean? You're part of the team
No, I can see that you don't need me
You know that's not true
I don't deserve you, now please go away
Not until I say
That you're the mom friend
You're the one we call when
Someone takes a fall and
You're there to ask us if we're okay
'Cause you're a true friend
I rely on you when
Deciding what to do
Then I think it's time I thanked you today
'Cause I'm the mom friend
I'm the one you call when
Someone takes a fall and
I'm there to ask you if you're okay
'Cause I'm the mom friend
I will care for all them
Though the orders fall
Well, I know someone will thank me someday
They'll thank me someday
I hope they'll thank me someday
I hope they'll ask if I'm okay